(Source: husssel)


(Source: b99things)


girlslug:

TOO REAL

girlslug:

TOO REAL



(Source: skypestripper)


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards


guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy)


witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

image

"But I am bi"

image


(Source: leeech5)


horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

(Source: funny-gif-1)


k1mkardashian:

anyway. *fingers myself*


(Source: papazin)


(Source: vzxy)


bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)